The “Internet of Things” has gone terribly, terribly wrong. A string of horrendous cyberattacks, most recently refrigeration units in grocery stores across Europe, has left us with few alternatives. It's time to reconsider the playbook of Everything Everywhere All at Once being connected to Internet-accessible networks. Perhaps we take a page from Battlestar Galactica? Also…a sneak preview of my upcoming thoughts on the unholy Trumpian marriage of NAR + TESCREAL. Now that's a mouthful!